Some Thoughts on Golf

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins.

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.